It occurred to me while eating banana bread and watching a Christmas movie, that I was eating banana bread and watching a Christmas movie. That was April, it's now May, it's been over a month since I posted and at least four since I missed this Christmas movie.
"Where have you been?" I ask myself. Myself is shocked, "I do the usual Working Super Mom stuff, continuing to balance family with multiple jobs, expertly changing the litter box, and successfully driving a stick shift car."
"But your not working on the cookbook," I said.
"Not to change the subject, I got the worst haircut ever"
"I know," I said, "and it's a sleepy nougat color too."